Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Puns

A woman got attacked by a container of salt – she yelled out “Assault!”

My nose is running.
Well, catch it!

There once was a ruler of a country – he was only 30 centimetres tall!

The girl couldn’t find the pear of shoes.

She was a plain sort of girl.

“How much do you think it will cost to tile the flaw?” he asked.

It would have gone well, but there was a floor in the plan.

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